For a proper column, I have to complain about something, and there’s not much to be mad about when you spend a great deal of time grubbing edibles.
“Chris, it’s that time of year again when you’re supposed to write about weed.”
“What do you mean?” I asked. “I write about weed all the time.”
“No doubt about it,” my Dig teammates reminded me. “But this is the issue where you pull out all of the stops. Think lots of green from front to back, and your column’s like a gateway drug.”
“Oh, of course,” I said. But then I thought about it …
Do I really still have stuff to whine about regarding cannabis? Less than 10 years ago, I used to basically be limited to whatever strain or two my neighborhood dealer had. Now there is a smorgasbord near every highway off-ramp.
Furthermore, we already make it a point to cover social equity and independent businesses extensively, week after week, and we do all sorts of product reviews too.
I snapped back to and returned the conversation, “The problem is that you want me to write a column. For a proper column, I have to